Thursday, June 10, 2010

I'm Not Dead Yet!

I don't really feel like posting the no doubt forthcoming huge long post about my 10 day long Mission trip to the Yucatan just now... So I'll summarize it for you:
1. Aaaaaaand... It's awkward (We're done, It's Weird, etc.)
2. Participating in the murder of various bugs
3. Writing an Ode to Tuna
4. Dropping a cinder block on my leg
5. Getting to work on the roof
6. Almost dying multiple times
7. Nico drives like a mad man
8. Deep conversations in hammocks late at night/bunk hammocks (BEST THINGS EVER!)
9. Resort in Cancun rocks!
10. GOLD ONE! (Referring to Slug Bugs)
And that's aaall she wrote. :D

Moving on now...

And now, for our main attraction:

*~ Dora's Survival Guide ~*
(An idea stolen from Jen *I's loves you!*)

1. Dora needs to stop asking 6 year old kids for directions and get a GPS.
I'm going to presume this talking about Dora the Explorer and try not to become insulted.
2. Dora needs improvement.
... I am now left speechless. Oh, hello gutter. How's it going?
3. Dora needs glasses.
Dora has glasses, thanks for the concern, though.
4. Dora needs to channel Madea and his real mom too.
Eh? Who is this Madea and why does he have a fake mom (For starters) and why am I channeling him?
5. Dora needs a home.
Yeah, and according to this Craig's List add I'm a pregnant rabbit. We can't always trust what we read.
6. Dora needs a stylist.
Gee, thanks Internet. Love you too.
7. Dora needs to clean up all the garbage on the seafront and in the sea using her vacuum.
Vacuums work in sand? And underwater? Amazing! I guess you learn something new every day!
8. Dora needs to become a tween like GI Joe needs to become gay.
I... am kind of speechless. I just... I have nothing to say, m'k? Absolutely nothing (As I keep talking...)
9. Dora needs to complete her quests.
That reminds me, I haven't been on Runescape in forever...
10. Dora needs summer.
Well, I am rather fond of summer...

And that's just with my nickname. A few selections from my real name:

Dorothea needs to meet new people.
Probably true, I suppose.
Instead of brood over her losses, Dorothea needs to face those who would make less of her contributions and stand up for her accomplishments.
I don't even want to know...
Dorothea needs work.
I'm a minor...
Though Alfred pays lip service to Dorothea's needs, his escapades in the middle of the night, worship of her sister Alice, reliance... [etc.]
... And again ... And again ... [etc.]
Dorothea needs to learn that Joe is gonna live with them and stuff!
Who the heck is Joe and why do I care?
Dorothea needs power, capital and, to some extent, freedom.
I has some of all of the above.
Dorothea needs someone to marry her sister Rose to keep the girl away from her opium- supplying boyfriend, Fraser.
Dorothea's sister has sucky taste.

And now I'm done with another pointless post. You may return to your lives.

1 comment:

Searching Life said...

Yaaaay! I finally got my new comp. Now I wan finally catch up on blogger. It is rather exciting, is it not?

Anyway, it is wonderful to know that you survived in the Yucatan. It is nice to know that while I was tripping over the stairs at graduation, you were slaying vile insects and writing songs in honor of dead,stinky fish! But anyway, I am glad that you came back in one piece. What type of mission work were you involved with (something to do with roofs I take it)?

I luvs you too Dora! Actually, it makes me happy that you did the whole Google/Survival Guid thing. In fact, I think you were the one of the few who even tried it. That makes me smile :) It is kinda fun.

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