Sake. Oh the havoc we could wreak... wreck?

Konichiwa! (I is expanding my vocabulary!)
Ok, moving on.

I have discovered that my friends do not need alcohol to become un-inhibited.  How do I know, you ask? Well, the fact that during Orchestra today they were (among other things) seeing who could blow the biggest spit bubble and plotting the demise of the Elephant population of Africa (actually, I was a part of that, but more on that later.)

Today, I managed to convince my mother to purchase the necessary grocery-stuffs to make tacos. While there, I was also able to get some Oreos (LOVE!). I have a question for my devoted readers [cough cough] How do you eat your Oreos? 'Cause I split mine in half and eat the filling first. I don't think anyone else does that. Ah well, I always was an odd one. Also, on the way back from said grocery store, I mentioned the phrase, "wreak (wreck?) havoc." An argument then ensued about whether it was wreak or wreck. I'm still not sure which one it is, come to think of it. Anyway...

I've been reading a lot of Bleach lately, the most recent part of which was the epic battle between Kenpauchi and Ichigo. I was thinking, if Yachiru hadn't met "Ken-chan" she probably would have grown up to be a lot more... calm?

(Courtesy of Onemanga)

I think Zaraki rubbed off on her.

At any rate, back to the former topic of sake and elephants. We were discussing the phrase "slow as a sloth on sake" and form there, there was a lengthy conversation that ended in us bringing about the extinction of African elephants through sake poisoning.

That's the end of my story, folks. Have a nice night.

"I've got it! He's bald!" And Other Stories with Morals.

Hi.
Ok, now that that's out of the way, have you ever wondered how Anime character's hair does what it does? I mean seriously.

About the Sasuke picutre... I mean it does show what I'm talking about, with the whole hair thing... But I just had to throw this out there, because I'm fairly sure that's Yaoi... with himself.

On this subject there was once a rather long conversation in the Freashman Hallway with Jen, Ashely, Regina, and myself. It went something like this:

Me: I mean really. For Sasuke's hair to do what it does, it would have to have the consistancy of straw... or there would be large amounts of hairspray/gel involved.

Jen: Maybe it's a wig.

Ashely: Yeah, maybe...

Me: I've got it!!! He's bald!!!

[Note to those involved... I might be forgetting parts of this conversation]

The moral of this story is: Don't leave a bunch of otakus alone in a hallway. 'Nuff said.

At any rate, here's the rest of my weekend:

So, I went over to my friends house and hearded 7th graders and tried to make sure they didn't destroy the house. They didn't, but I can't say as much for my glasses, which are now in two pieces. The end of this particular fiasco? Well, I stayed up 'till 4:30 and had to get up early the next morning to work on a project. Not fun.

So, after the project was over and done with, I went to my other friends house to help out with her family's dinner party. Yummy food and a whole lot of inside jokes including, "Well, at least we're wearing shorts." "Don't let the grizzly get you." and "The hurricane's coming!" That was fun, and then I went to the Mission Trip meeting at the my church.

Things I have learned from that meeting:

1. Maxie pads are from now on to be referrred to as "Nail Polish"
2. If you don't want to carry anything, put it in Sean's suitcase.
3. Ken is going to kill us all, and make us want to kill him. (He said it himself.)
4. Mexican toliets don't flush.

And then there were the tampons next to Sean and Ken (or was it Charissa?) Yelling at him, "Dont' throw the tampons!"

I really do love my church...

Well, now I must bid you adieu, and try not to get killed by my memory map.

Much Love!